Hate List.

A hate list that I wrote down about a month ago, that should have been my first post. Many of these can and should be elaborated upon, but for now, the simple fact of their being will suffice.

- Gay Prius-driving recyclers (this is definitely the most offensive hate on here, as I’m certain almost all gay Prius-driving recyclers have T1 internet connections in every room of their expensive West Hollywood condos and will bad-mouth me at the gym, but I’m counting on obscurity to shield me from being outed. I do work in WeHo, after all)

- Harry Potter fans that refer to the author as “Jo”

- Aspic

- The term “reaching out” as used by office people, i.e. “Thanks for reaching out,” instead of “Thanks for calling” (See my Welcome! post)

- Flavor Flav

- Words spelled with Ebonics in mind (I should blog about how much McDonald’s slogan pisses me off)

- Receiving work-related emails that have no punctuation or capitalization

- Spencer from The Hills

- Miss J from ANTM

- Booking travel for other people

- Producers’ assistants

- Cockroaches

- Applebee’s

- Summer

- Uggs and Crocs

- Popped collars

- Guidos

- Britney Spears

- Anything banana-flavored

- Plain yellow Post-it notes

- Bluetooth headsets

- Glitter

- Mazda Miatas

- PT Cruisers, ESPECIALLY the convertibles

- Bush

- Palmdale

- Potholes

- Pineapple

- Crime and Punishment

- Tess of the D’Urbervilles

- Sin City

- Epilogues