About.

I’m tortured by the everyday. It’s things like that guy at work that makes your every interaction pure torture. It’s the misspelling of “Caesar” on a nice restaurant’s menu. It’s realizing Lindsay Lohan goes to your grocery store. It’s John McCain. It’s never having a baseball bat handy when you really, really need one.

I’m just one very deeply troubled person in a city of deeply troubling people. Welcome. I hope to appeal to the very worst part of you.